Iserlohn Diary

你以為聖誕歌曲都像Silent Night 那樣神聖莊嚴嗎？

或像Jingle Bells和We Wish You a Merry Christmas那樣輕快純真呢？

今天英文課看到一些還滿orz的歌，放上來給大家囧一下。

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,

But as for me an’ Grandpa, we believe.

She’d been drinking too much eggnog,

And we begged her not to go.

But she forgot her medication,

And she staggered out the door

into the snow

When we found her Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack

She had hoof prints on her forehead,

And incriminating Claus marks

on her back.

Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa,

He’s been talking this so well.

See him in there watching football,

Drinking beer and playing cards

with cousin Mel.

It’s not Christmas without Grandma,

All the family’s dressed in black.

And we just can’t help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts

or send them back?

SEND THEM BACK!!!

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)

And the blue and silver candles,

That would just have matched the hair

in Grandma’s wig.

I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours,

Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never give a license,

To a man who drives a sleigh

And plays with elves

Sing it, Grandpa!

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哈哈，從看鵝媽媽童謠（←有時我會懷疑這真的是童謠嗎= =”）的時候就覺得盎格魯薩克遜人的黑色幽默感真是微妙|||

而且這首歌的旋律還滿歡樂的，整個讓人囧到不行XD

然後……上面那首應該是英國的……

下面這首就看不出來了。

也滿兒童不宜的就是orz

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

I see Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night.

She didn’t see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep;

She thought that I was tucked up

in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white;

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

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……雖然應該是想表達”小孩深信世界上有聖誕老人”的天真啦，

不過乍看之下還以為是外遇現場咧XD

坐我旁邊的兩個男生看到第一段就在竊笑，等看到搔鬍子那邊時又說：他們在幹嘛？越來越奇怪了XDDD

嗯，無論如何，外國人真奇怪是他們家的代誌，

總之大家聖誕快樂!(太隨便XD)